Dating game by icp lyrics

Posted by / 26-Oct-2017 11:42

Dating game by icp lyrics

I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake. Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her!

Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!

The Neden Game Host: lets meet contestan number 1, he's a schizopherenic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip.

Sharon: Contestant #1, i believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch i'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, i pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready.

C#1: Yeah freak her with your nuts yo that'll get her C#2: Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better C#1: Look, fuck you, i got a strong RAP shit you don't want Contestant number 2 he's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was, standing on a bucket (uhhhh) tryin' to fuck it, it was a big fucking smelly ass farm LLAMA C#2: Damn dawg!

(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.

I'd go through your phone book and wack 'em all, then find Contestant number 1 and break his fuckin jaw (what!? Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand i throw a little in your face and say i'm just playin'.

(Host) Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensetivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the right to your neden (Sharon) Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention And what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how f**kin fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother i'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother. Sharon: Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her 'get the food ready!It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I'd pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.

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Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!